Total Medals Earned: 594 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,855 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/195 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Medals Earned: 79/80 (395/400 points)
Medals Earned: 11/22 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/245 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/320 points)
Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/500 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Reach the end of the help screen
Die 100 times.
Beat all 20 levels on Wimpy difficutly
Collect all the bonus coins
Finish with over 4000 points
Beat all 20 levels on Hardcore difficulty
Beat all 20 levels on Normal difficulty
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
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Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Give Dave some sand.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Get a bonus!
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
